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Yano and Kaka and Shibuya and...
- Petchka, right? - Oh, right.
- Zutka and Petchka and Petchka and Petchka and... - Petchka and Petchka and...
- Yano and Kaka and Petchka and Shibuya and... - Yano and Kaka and Toshimizu and...
- Stop it already! - Stop it already!
- Someone stop me! - I can't do it anymore!
It's April now.
New students and new society members are born every year.
I'm sure there are some unfair orders from your bosses.
There are a lot of people in the world who quit without being able to change that.
It's very sad.
Even though it's unfair, I want you to learn how to calm down and succeed in order to allow your bosses to forgive you once in a while.
For example, "Hey you, buy me a car in five minutes."
- That's impossible. - It's impossible.
- It's impossible.
What do you do in a situation like that?
That's what I'm going to talk about in this video.
So this time, I need an unfair boss.
- So I've prepared an unfair boss over there. - Yes.
Ignore me. You're going to listen to my orders today.
I'm not listening to my boss's orders.
If there are four of you who can't do this, you'll be in trouble.
You'll be divided into two departments.
The Literature Department and the Law Department.
- Ah. - Ah.
- I'd like to give you instructions right away. - Yes.
- First of all, I'm going to give instructions to the Literature Department. - Yes.
- Can I take a note? - Yes!
- Yes!
The law department is in the way, isn't it?
Please go somewhere.
- Yes. - Yes!
- Yes!
- Okay, Literature Department. - Yes!
- I'm going to give you instructions now. - Yes!
Make a Trump Tower in one minute.
- Ready, go! - That's fast!
- Trump Tower... - This doesn't make any sense.
- You definitely don't need a note. - Trump Tower...
Where's Trump Tower?
- Trump Tower... - Trump Tower...
I know! I know! I know!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
- I know! This is... - Yes.
- I've made a Trump Tower before. - Yes.
- It's insanely difficult. - Yes, it's difficult.
- That's why... - It's difficult.
- They'll keep doing it and it'll end up not working out. - Yes.
- That's why... - Yes.
- One. - I see. I see.
- If you make one mountain... - Yes.
- You'll win over them. - Yes.
- I want one of these. - I think this is good enough.
- Is this good enough? - I think this is good enough.
- You can still make it. - Next to it...
Idiot! You're attacking me too much!
I'm not an idiot!
- It's over! - Chief, it's done!
- Oh, you made a trampoline tower? - Yes!
- Let me see it! - Yes!
- Be careful! - Chief!
- It's a picture! - Chief!
- Get out of my way! - I'm sorry, chief!
- Can you make a better result than the administration team? - Of course, chief!
- Let's go! Make a trampoline tower in one minute! - Yes, chief!
- Okay, the trampoline is here! - What do you have?
- Hey! You should have listened to me! - Good job!
- Let's make a better one first. - I see.
- Hey, don't look at me like that! - Don't be impatient!
- It's over! - Show me!
- What is this? - Is there anyone who can make a trampoline tower?
- I tried to make it look like imagination. - Chief, this is calculated.
- Chief, if you want something like this, you have to put in a lot of effort. - A lot of effort...
- It's important to put in a lot of effort in one minute.
- However, it depends on what kind of excuses you make after that.
- Good people make good excuses.
- Well, I'll take it. - What?
- You'll take it with this? - Chief!
- Let's move on to the next instruction.
- In 10 minutes, make a 1/144 Gundam OO Diver Gunpla!
- Ready, set, go! - Oh no!
- Open it! Open it! - By the way, what is a Gunpla?
- I don't know. - Hey! What is that?
- Hey! This is bad! - It's too hard!
- Wait, I can't do it. - Make a head.
- I can't make a head. - Make it look like a statue. Like a teacher.
- Like a teacher.
- Chief, how many minutes has it been?
Chief isn't moving at all.
Chief is sleeping!
Oh no!
Let me show you how it's done!
Chief, this is what we made!
It's a Gunpla!
How is it?
So this is a Gunpla!
Yes!
We can't fight with this, can we?
Shoo!
Hahaha!
I think we won and came back.
Yeah.
This was a crazy battle, wasn't it?
Yes.
Yeah, it was.
Heave-ho!
For now...
Heave-ho!
Shut up!
I'm sorry!
Let's switch!
Yes!
We'll give you the same instructions to the logistics department!
Make 1/144 Gundam Double O-Diver's Bra Models in 10 minutes!
Wow!
Yay!
Okay! I heard you!
Ready, set, go!
But...
I'll give you some experience!
This is bad...
Maybe you don't know Gundam?
Whoa!
Yay!
I broke it!
Whoa!
I'll explain how to handle this and say goodbye to the logistics department.
Logistics department?!
First of all, it's completely closed.
You can put a face on it.
Whoa!
This is too hard!
Wait!
What is this?!
Whoa!
Hahaha!
I don't know!
Whoa!
It's all torn up.
What happened to Ai and Nana?!
Idiot!
What happened to Ai and Nana?!
What are you making now?
I'm making a face.
A face?
Then I'll make a torso.
I'll show you how to make it all.
Okay!
It's about time you showed me!
It's done!
How is it?!
Aren't your legs too short?
I even have this sword!
You have a sword!
What is this contact lens thing here?
That's a contact lens.
Hahaha!
Why do you have a contact lens on your chest?!
Whoa!
What is this thing?!
Huh?!
How is it? Isn't it flat?
Well, if you say "C", you know the platform you're on now, right?
When you build it up, the cultural team remains as a work of art, right?
Well, for now, I guess it's the cultural team.
Yay! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's not for nothing, though!
So far, it's just an increase.
If the time limit is tight, you can't make something good.
It's like a problem solution.
This is where it gets serious.
I'll give you two groups of orders at the same time, so please start moving at the same time.
Each of you will be shooting a video, so...
A video?! Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
In 30 minutes, come up with something!
Ready, go!
Hurry up!
Oh no!
Where is it?!
Camera! Camera! Camera!
Camera! Move! Move! Move!
Wow!
You did it!
It's moving!
Whoa!
Wow!
That's amazing speed!
Wow!
Where is it?! Where is it?!
Can you read it?
Damn it! Read it for me!
Another ten minutes...
Time's up!
Now, come together!
Wait!
This is too crazy!
Wait!
It's Honda Black Q!
Hey!
Please use your guts a little more!
I wanted to see that expression!
Seriously!
We only have 30 minutes, so...
We'll shoot as much as we can in 30 minutes...
We need the power of calculation from the beginning.
You made a video for "Invention"...
Which one should we start with?
Let's start with "Go! Go! Go!"
I'll go first.
The theme is "Invention".
Here it is!
Brothers...
It's finally done...
I've been waiting for this day for so long...
Okay, let's start the engine, brothers!
Let's do it, brothers!
Okay!
Wow!
We did it!
It's moving!
Let's get on the plane!
OK, let's go!
Bro!
Wow! It's amazing!
It's amazing speed!
Wow!
It's flying!
Bro, it's flying!
The invention is a success!
OK!
Go!
Bro, something is wrong with the engine!
What?
Wow!
These two challenges have had a huge impact on human aviation development.
Their achievements shine like light and illuminate our lives like one light.
It's over.
No, it's an invention!
It's an invention!
It's moving!
Bro!
We didn't have enough time!
We're late!
Wow!
I see! You came up with a plot strategy!
Yes!
I didn't think you would come up with it!
Me, too!
We thought you would come up with it as a joke video.
OK, show us the video of the science team!
OK, let's go!
First of all, here it is!
The theme is "Invention"!
My name is Ryomegane!
In order to defeat the evil Edama Shibatannu, I must create a powerful weapon!
Weapon genius inventor Ryomeganeme!
In order to create a weapon to defeat me, you need seven tools!
I hid those seven tools somewhere in the world!
If you don't collect them, you can't defeat me!
Now, Shibatannu!
I will defeat you today!
You can't have created an invention to defeat me!
Let's see!
First of all...
One!
What do you mean "one"?
Take this!
My shoes are dry!
How is it?
OK! Next one is...
Two!
This is the last one!
This is the third one!
What?
Doping agent!
This is the answer!
But you should have told me in advance!
To defeat me, you need seven secret tools!
But you only have three!
From four to seven, the invention is me and you!
You're good at this, Michael!
I don't know!
I can't do it!
Well, you know...
The video was too long and we couldn't edit it in the end.
But you did a great job!
Today, we asked you to calculate how much you can do in the given time.
The winner is...
The literature team!
Yeah!
I'm happy!
No way!
I'm happy to see the video!
But the editing was amazing, so I think we lost.
Well, what I want to say is...
Even if you work hard for 40 minutes, you can only make this much video.
Then, how hard is it for you to make the video we make every day?
Do you know that?
Director!
They're always doing their best!
Director!
The director was always watching us!
He was always making fun of us!
Even if you think you lost today's video,
you should keep it in your mind and look forward to tomorrow's video.
There's one thing I can say.
The day we upload the video, we can edit it easily.
If it's easy editing, it will be like this.
It will be like this every time, so I'm doing my best.
So today's work is over! Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Time over, time over.